Here at The Pig Kisser, we felt we needed to get the Pig's side of the story about who it is looking forward to locking lips with and got some seriously interesting information. Be warned, some of the answers below may shock you.
Pigkisser.com: So what made you decide to participate in the 2010 Kiss a Pig Fundraiser for the Harford County Boys and Girls Club?
The Pig: Oink Oink. Oooooiinnk Oiiinnnk Snort Oiiiinnnnnnnnnnk. Oink Oink Oink Oink, Oiiiiiink, Snort Snort Oink.
Pigkisser.com: I see, it really is a great cause and we are glad you decided to offer your lips to the cause. Out of all of the contestants vying for the chance to kiss you, who do you hope wins?
The Pig: Oink Oiiiiink. Oooooooiiiiiiiiiink Snort, George Robinson. Oink Oink Oink.
Pigkisser.com: I see. Glad to hear that you are hoping to kiss our very own George Robinson. Speaking of George, do you enjoy the Pigkisser.com posts about "The Most Interesting Pig in the World"?
The Pig: Oink.
Pigkisser.com: Excellent news! We are glad that the posts haven't been deemed offensive by the swine community.
The Pig: Oink Oink Snort.
Pigkisser.com: Ah yes, I understand you are very busy and need to get back to hunting for truffles. Thanks again for the time and we look forward to seeing you on August 18th.
The Pig: Oink. Snort Snort.
And with that, the pig wandered off back to the forest. We at Pigkisser.com are so excited to hear that the pig is looking forward to locking lips with George at Ripken Stadium next month. We do need your help to get George there and kissing the pig. Every donation made through PigKisser.com supports the Harford County Boys and Girls Club and gets George one step closer to having to kiss our four legged friend. Don't forget the bonus deal with Lightspeed Advertising for donations over $50!
Look for us at our upcoming event "HOG Wild at Susky River Grille" on Thursday and don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Like us on Facebook. Stay Salty!
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